Wednesday, 29 September 2010
David Kennedy is an idiot
I was completely astounded when I saw the front page of the Press and Journal this morning - I was going to write a blog post from work but decided to calm down and wait to see how I felt when I got home this evening. BUT I AM STILL BOILING OVER WITH ANGER!!! The man you see above is David Kennedy who was the first principal of Robert Gordon 'University'. He is a complete idiot - he didn't have a degree so he gave himself an Honorary one but now he is handing it back because, he says, he is “appalled” by plans to acknowledge the multi-billionaire businessman Dr Donald Trump by giving him a well deserved Honorary Degree and accused Robert Gordon of making the gesture to try to secure large donations.
Well let me put you straight old man. The Great Dr Donald Trump has revolutionised business practices and prospects in the north east by humiliating the planners, by building a golf course on some old sand dunes and constructing virtually a new town full of hotels, bars, executive housing and retail outlets which are the envy of the UK if not the World. You will not find one person who objects to this magnificent development - apart from some well known interference from a local scrapyard and from a few inbred local numpties.
So while Donald has actually achieved something very unique and special, you David Kennedy have done nothing with your life. Even the frogs and newts of Menie will be happy while you are crying into the empty envelope that once contained your Honorary Degree. Enjoy your moment of fame loser - because that's all you will get. And it's more than you deserve.